The problem about buying mac for people (besides not getting back the money of course) is that it’s like the biggest torture if I’ll smell that delicious murderous fried oily food and cry if I don’t get any for myself

burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

echat:

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore